Untrendy Trends

So I have just returned from a massive shopping trip and I am appalled at some of the styles that I keep seeing in stores.  They just won't die, but I don't understand why anyone in their right minds would willingly put these things on their body.

My first offender is smoking flats.  Like seriously, what the fuck is up with these shoes.  It is not 1950 and unless you are Hugh Hefner you have no business wearing these.  Simply slapping a girly floral pattern on an ugly style of shoe dos not make it cute and feminine.

My second condemnation goes to skunk hair.  Not so much an item of clothing, but terrible nonetheless.  Don't get me wrong, I love the ombre trend for hair (Khloe Kardashian rocks it like none other), but the two tone layered look is atrocious.  Brown underneath and that awful golden/bleached color on top.  Never gonna look good.  Go blonde, go brunette, but not both please.

ew..... more like must not have (from swaggernewyork.com)

You might as well just give up (From MSN Living)